CELEBRITIES BLACKLISTED BY JEWELRY DESIGNER

Jack Magne' Breaks His Silence

 

During a recent,  self-imposed rest at my mountain cabin hidden in the forested  Coast Range mountains in extreme Northern California, reports persisted that I had become flattered and preoccupied, if not obsessed,  with certain celebrities wearing my  jewelry on National television.   Nothing could have been farther from the truth. 

 

It is fair to say  there is a glimmer of pride whenever we see an esteemed,  high-profile individual sporting one of the treasure pieces.  It is just as rewarding, if not more so, to see everyday, regular folks wearing and enjoying  the look and feel of the necklaces, pendants, rings and earrings handmade from seventeenth century shipwreck treasure.

 

Over time, touring the nation with live presentations called "trunk shows" we have personally met and learned to recognize and love  these notable people.   It is impossible to recall all the names and faces- yet they all seem to have so much in common.

 

Perhaps most prominent in their personalities is a charming  trait  one might call " a  sense of wonder".  Regardless of their age or education or financial status, these special individuals "get" the significance of these unique offerings.  They  have an appreciation of the magical and mystical- a child-like quality rich in imagination but steeped in a  sensitive grown-up's appreciation of History. They are not slavishly driven by the trend of the moment; but understand that treasure never goes out of style. They sense the romance, art, and adventure from another century. Another shared quality is the  ability to perceive  abstract meaning; not just chase superficial glitter.  These are my customers, but I would choose them as friends.

 

On the other end of the spectrum are those we would prefer not purchase this jewelry.  A few  are well known; but  have been "blacklisted"- that is permanently barred from acquiring any of Treasure Sails, Inc's extensive line of jewelry made from the sunken treasure of the 1622 shipwreck "Atocha". Precious Metal Advocates, purveyors of Jack Magne's  all treasure collections, including the new Ghost Galleon Collection will also refuse to knowingly sell to Jack's growing list of out-of- favor  individuals.  Just a few are as follows:

 

(1) Madonna 

      We believe Madonna is the queen of artificiality, and would be better cast as an older version of the Bride of Frankenstein.  Bad enough we would wish this abomination on our venerable monster- But what could be worse than watching her parade around stage looking like a curiously buff but over-the hill fright from the red light district.  Her raunchy act is devoid of appeal or real talent. She mocks morality and trades on shock value- but the only surprise is that she is still here.  Enough is enough. No treasure for Madonna.

 

(2)  David Letterman

       Letterman started to seriously fade around the same time he felt the need to go political. His views on Sarah Palin and other political figures are not funny. His hitting on underlings was definitely un-cool. It doesn't help that lately he has been mistaken for promos for old re-runs of Tales From The Crypt.

 

(3)  Charlie Sheen

        We can only guess he represents the fraction in Two and One-Half Men.  Another political posturing lame-brain who is as  sanctimonious as he is smarmy. Beating up on his wife is not cool or macho. This comedian / creep is flirting with jail time. Definitely not funny.

 

America's proud  culture and hopeful future are under assault by one creep at a time.

There are many more.  Please let us know if you have additions to this exclusive club.

 

Smooth sailing,

 

Jack Magne'